The Cards Against Disney game is taking the market by storm. Your childhood will never be the same again when you experience making fun of Hercules showing his thing, smoking with Pinocchio, getting a weird tattoo related to Disney, and basically, everything related to the Walt Disney productions.
You may have a curiosity to know the differences between Red Box and Box, but the only thing that only changes is the color of the box and cards. However, they both contain the same number of cards.
Keep in mind that this is not a random game you play with your innocent kids, or take at a work break. The content is only made for adults and made to be played with people you’re close with. If someone gets offended easily or can’t take a joke, they better step out of this game.
If you like the original Cards Against Humanity game and you like Disney – you might just want to give these bad boys a try. Prepare to get surprised!
How To Play Cards Against Disney
Well, before talking about the rules, here are some reminders: the game can only be played by people who are 17 or older, because of its offensive & dirty content. A game can usually be played by 4 to 20 or more people at a time, however, if you wish, you can also play with only 2 or 3 players.
To bring to you a more affordable version, we are selling the digital copy, for less than $10. Therefore, you need to download the game, print the cards, and follow our printing advice for the best results.
Cards Against Disney follows the exact same rules as CAH. One player is the Card Czar, who reads a black (or red) card, while all other players pick one of their cards as a response. The Card Czar (game judge) picks the funniest, and that player gets an awesome point. As you were assuming, whoever has the most points, wins the game!
PS. You can play this version on its own, or mix it with the main game of CAH, or any of your favorite editions. If you need a refresh on specific rules, check CAH rules.
Cards Against Disney Card Examples
To level the playing field, we think it’s only fair to provide you with a few Disney Cards Against Humanity examples. FYI, your view of Disney may never be the same again, but it’s all in adult fun!
Here are some more examples of Disney Against Humanity cards, we know you’d love to see them!
White cards:
- Donald Dick
- Dory, the lesbian fish
- Bambi’s dead mother
- Unreasonably laying claim over everything the light touches
- The vibrating toy on Andy’s mum’s bedside table
- The Queen of Hearts shaped pubes
- Elsa’s ice dick
- Dory, the lesbian fish
- Tinker Bell’s tiny titties
- Snorting lines like Dumbo
- Marrying a man you just met
Black cards:
- No chance, no way, I won’t say I’m _______
- On my way to the castle, I saw _______
- No one can question my dedication to Disney after I got a tattoo of _______
- ____________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________
- Watching ________ always gives me the most awkward hard on
- _______ is a wish your heart makes
Do you see my point? Hilarious humor, and definitely not a children’s game! Nevertheless, adults who have played it name it as the ‘best game of their life’, or ‘the fun they didn’t know they needed’. And it’s one of our all-time favorite creations!
If you’re wondering, this also makes a great Disney-themed gift!
Zara Green –
I never thought Disney would help us create such dark jokes! ‘Cards Against Disney’ is literally what adults call fun! There is dark humour, juicy stuff, but most of all, there is hilarious content. Frankly, I have never thought of Disney characters on that way as the cards show, lol. It’s one of my team’s favorite card game ever!
Marvin –
As an adult, sometimes all you wanna do is make offensive jokes about your favorite Disney characters. ‘Cards Against Disney’ does all that, and brings our childhood memories back. One of my favorite card games ever!