A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. And we are not too late either to tell you about this incredible card game. If you’re a fan of one (or all) of Lord Of The Rings films, specifically when it comes to Silmarillion, then you must definitely read about Cards Against LOTR. If y’all didn’t know, Silmarillion is everything you ever need to know about the origin of Lord Of The Rings.
In this card game, you’ll get a total of 360 cards, and the content is all about the characters and scenes in the series: leaving Aman, the darkening of Valinor, Elvish romance, Melkor rebellion, the Dark Lord, Dwarven toys, growing a pair, and many more topics you’ll probably want to laugh about. The best thing is that it feels like watching Lord Of The Rings once again, but in a more hilarious way, and while adding your own creativity too!
Because of its inappropriate content, Cards Against Arda (a.k.a. Lord Of The Rings) can only be played by people who are 17 and older. Even though it’s recommended to be played by 4 or more players, there’s also a way to play it with 2 & 3 people.
How To Play Lord Of The Rings CAH?
Ringer, before learning how to play, you must know how to prepare your cards! As we mentioned, this is a PDF version, meaning you have to print your own cards. And that comes to your benefit, because of the super affordable price this fascinating card game comes in.
All you gotta do is purchase the game, print it out at a printing house or at your house, cut the cards into their specific sizes, and such details. Since there are a few other tips on how to make the cards perfectly, we made a printing guide, mostly because we love you!
If you know how to play Cards Against Humanity, you’re basically there. Start by picking someone to be the Card Czar, or the Lord of the game, which deals 7 white cards to all other players. Then, the Lord reads black cards, and everyone picks one of their white cards as a response to the black card of the round. Finally, the Card Czar picks the funniest card and gives that player one awesome point. Whoever has the most awesome points, wins!
LOTR Card Examples
The best way to prove to you how fun Cards Against Lord Of The Rings is, it’s by showing you some of the cards. And here we go:
Hmm… what could Feanor be thinking about in his final moments?
Don’t we all know what the Valar airdroped to the children?
Just imagine how it would be if Hurling insults in Khuzdul… Unpredictable.
The ‘Inappropriate singing’ card could be used several times, we can assure you.
Here are a few other cards for you Ringers:
- I drink to forget ________.
- I’m sorry Professor, but I couldn’t complete my homework because of ________.
- A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ___________.
- In a world ravaged by _______, our only solace is _________.
- During sex, I like to think about________.
- War! What is it good for?
- Those memos Ulmo missed;
- Aule’s forge;
- Curufin’s excellent;
- A really cool helmet;
- Public ridicule;
- A mopey Balrog;
- Vigilante justice;
- One-handed Wonder Club;
You’re still suspecting that the content is safe, even after you read the cards? I bet you don’t!
There are a few extra blank cards that come with this deck, so you may add your creativity into them, and make this deck of cards the best one so far. Also, we’re open to any suggestion or idea you may have, so make sure to reach us!