One of the coolest cities, with the coolest buildings made of fruit and whatnot, is now the theme of an unofficial edition of your favorite card game: Cards Against Humanity.
It consists of 678 cards (213 Black Cards; 465 White Cards), all designed and written based on the Spongebob Square Pants, and whatever happened in Bikini Bottom.
The cards contain funny, dirty, ‘inappropriate’ jokes all about the series; Hence it is not suitable for people under 17.
Also, if you don’t feel comfortable playing Cards Against Humanity, then you might not feel comfortable with Cards Against Bikini Bottom either.
If you want to recreate stuff from your favorite childhood series, with whoever you’d like to, there are enough cards for 4-20+ people to play together. The more the better in this case.
Plus, it can be a good gift idea for those child-like friends with a very dirty mind too.
The game is available as a digital download, so you’ll have it the moment you purchase it.
Cards Against Bikini Bottom – How to Play?
There are no extra rules to this game. It is an edition of Cards Against Humanity, so you play it exactly like you play Cards Against Humanity.
With a Card Czar that reads the Black Cards and judges the card combinations – announces the winner.
The rest of the players get 10 White Cards to pick one, two, or three of their cards (depending on the Black Cards) to combine them with the Black Card.
The best combination wins. The new round, new Card Czar.
Continue as long as you wish.
Cards Against Bikini Bottom – Card Examples
Black Cards:
______ and ______ making love in Squidward’s house while he wishes to die.
Alright, it’s true! I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty… but then you showed me ______! And now I realize… that’s all I ever really wanted.
Are you feeling ______ now, Mr. Krabs?
GARY! YOU’RE GONNA EAT YOUR ______ AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!
Hi kids, I’m ______, president of the Spongebob Squarepants fan club
White Cards
A bomb hitting your lower intestine.
A rogue doodle beating up Squidward.
Advanced darkness.
An insane thirst for dick.
Big, meaty claws.
Mermaid Man.
Mrs. Puff getting double stuffed.
Spongebob’s pioneer dance.
Putting a fucking useless card in a SpongeBob deck.
Spongebob’s grandma.
Cards Against Bikini Bottom – Card Combinations Examples
Black Card:
______ and ______ making love in Squidward’s house while he wishes to die.
White Cards:
Mermaid Man.
Spongebob’s grandma.
Black Card:
Alright, it’s true! I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty… but then you showed me ______! And now I realize… that’s all I ever really wanted.
White Card:
Advanced darkness.
Black Card:
GARY! YOU’RE GONNA EAT YOUR ______ AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!
White Card:
Big, meaty claws.
Purchasing Cards Against Bikini Bottom
With only one click the game of the city with fruit-made buildings can be yours. In other words, you can purchase the game here in our store [online] for only $9.95.
Enjoy!
Lily Thomas –
I was looking for any card game related to Spongebob, made for adults, and mercifully I ran into ‘Cards Against Bikini Bottom’. No words can describe how fun it is, you gotta try it yourself. Hands down, it is my all-time fave!