The Family Guy Drinking Game: Drinking Until We Can’t Feel Feelings

Are you bored of binge-watching the Family Guy series a thousand times? Great news! You can instead play the drinking game, which is all about getting drunk & laughing, but also watching episodes of this breathtaking animated sitcom! 

• Essentials before playing;
• Take a sip;
• Take two sips;
• Down your drink;
• Windup;

Essentials Before Playing

Similar to the Rick & Morty drinking game, to play the upcoming drinking game you won’t need special things:

• The Family Guy series is required. They’re available on Disney+, Hulu, and FOX Tv. You’re free to play your favorite season & episode, on your preferred device (larger screens work better);
• Talking of required stuff, you should have our list of rules. We’ll get to that in a blink of an eye;
• Drinks of your choice. Beers and vodka work best in this case.
• A group of friends. Works great for 2 to 20+ players. And you can even play it by yourself. 

There are three categories of rules: take a sip, take two sips, and finish your drink. This categorization depends on the repetition of the scenes; the higher the repetition, the lower the amount of alcohol. Play the series, get your drinks (and some snacks as well), and start drinking while using our made-by-heart rules!

Take A Sip Of Your Drink Every Time:

• A character is seen drinking or taking drugs;
• There’s a cutaway happening;
• Herbert gives us his ‘mmmmmm’;
• The show references Back to the Future;
• Someone is mean to Meg;
• Stewie talks to his teddy bear;
• Trisha Takinowa reports the news;
• Anyone is shown making love;
• Peter is on the phone;
• Herbert tries to seduce Chris;
• There’s a 9/11 joke;
• They talk something about another movie;
• Peter says ‘hehehe’, ‘sweet’, ‘Lois’ or ‘shut up Meg’;
• Someone pukes;
• A scene is intentionally dragged on;
• There’s a sound-effect bleep;
• ‘What the hell?’ is said;
• Stewie does something that normal babies would do;
• The Griffin family go on a ride together (aww…);
• Someone mispronounces a word just to annoy someone else;
• A celebrity is mentioned;
• Stewie shouts ’Victory is mine!’;
• Stewie says something homosexual;
• Peter carries out a scheme (more expensive than his life);
• Lois roughly mentions her sketchy past;
• Someone falls down with their arm awkwardly positioned behind their back;
• A flashback is on screen;
• You can hear Peter’s emblem laugh;
• Brian tries to sell out by acting smart;
• ‘Holy Crap!’ is said (mostly by Peter);
• A woman is stripping off her clothes;
• Someone makes a joke about Joe being unable to walk;
• Peter says ‘It’s like that time I…’
• Meg gets picked on;

Take Two Sips Of Your Drink When:

• Stewie uses highly advanced technology;;
• Peter gets fired;
• Someone dies;
• Mr. Herbert tries to seduce Chris;
• Characters fall down on their faces;
• Kool-Aid Guy shows up;
• One of the characters is actually nice to Meg (hard to believe, huh?);
• Ernie the Giant Chicken arrives;
• Brian & Stewie get into a fight;
• The characters burst into a song;
• ‘Quahog’s name is seen on the show;
• Cleveland says ‘Oh, that’s nasty’;
• Lois says ‘Peter’ in that sarcastic voice;
• A scene starts at the Drunken Clam;
• The cutaway involves situations that are related to the situation the cutaway was called up in;
• Peter does irreparable damage to his body;
• There’s a huge amount of blood or violence;
• The Simpsons are referenced in the show;
• Stewie picks a weapon;
• Lois’s promiscuity before marrying Peter is brought up;
• Peter does something painful or degrading in exchange for a favor of Carter;
• Brian does something that normal dogs would do;
• Quagmire makes a sexual joke;
• Someone farts in the show;
• A politician shows up in a parody speech in the show;
• Chris does something stupid;
• Stewie does an act of violence (but it hurts no one);
• Meg pretends to have a life. And friends. And a boyfriend;
• There’s a spontaneous musical number happening, including dancing, singers, and more;
• You see Chris’ monkey;
• Cleveland falls from this house in a tub;
• Tom Tucker insults his co-anchor;
• Peter comes to the wrong conclusion instead of the obvious one;

Down Your Drink If:

• Peter dies;
• The evil monkey shows up;
• William Shatner makes an appearance;
• There’s a gay reference joke;
• Peter’s penis is shown;
• Stewie kills someone;
• You find out the origin of Chris’ monkey;
• There’s a fight between Peter & Chicken;
• Family Guy makes a parody (probably of a competitor show);
• Upside-down head kids appear;
• Lois uses unusual ingredients in her dishes;

Windup

We’re pretty sure you’ll adore this drinking game just as much as we do. It’s very creative, the rules are unique, and you’ll drink, a lot! Besides all, it’s the best way to watch Family Guy all over again & not get bored of it. Ever.